Osama is dead, huh? I’ll believe it when I see his birth certificate.
Did you know the current inflation rate is 2.7%? Either our lungs are getting bigger or balloons are getting smaller.
I don’t believe in racial profiling, but if you are walking down the street and see black ice approaching, cross to the other side. Be safe.
You know you’re Irish when…you go north for spring break and you still get sun burned.
Ipad2 to be unveiled next week. Crossing our fingers for a Marty McFly Hover board App.
Scottish Deerhound wins Westminster Dog Show. In other news: Irish “Beerhound” too hung over to compete.
How do vegetarians meet people? Do they veg them?
Oversized glasses, tight pants, ironic suspenders…pretty sure the first hipster was Steve Urkel…